THE SHADE IS REAL
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THE SHADE IS REAL
Lawd somebody please take the wheel and stop all the cameras in Atlanta to stop filming any reality shows. Last night I stumbled on this dance reality show about kids in atlanta at this famous dance studio, Dance 411 located in Atlanta. So at first I was like this might be a good show until I seen the actual coach that is made up like a brown goose egg. So how is she a coach, clearly she have not danced a day in her life judging her egg shaped body. I guess she wanted to be like Abbey Lee on Dance Moms, Chile I will Pass! But that was not the GAG, But the Tea is the ratchet mothers that are sooo over the top and did I mentioned that all of them need their hair combed. Ladies when you know the cameras are rolling, chile it will not hurt you to atleast comb your hair and get clothes that are flattering. Come on people these shows have been on for almost a decade so you know how you are going to look.
The show had its funny parts but you need to check the clip out and tune in on every wed on TLC to see all the foolery that I encountered on last night.
Chile well this is the Tea i know you all want to hear. Watch out, “Hollywood Exes” — there’s a new batch of tired former celebrity spouses getting their own show. TLC has started production on “Starter Wives”, a four episode series following the lives of ex-wives and ex-girlfriends of the rich and famous.
The cast of “Starter Wives” includes:
Zakia Baum: Ex-girlfriend of Jermaine “Maino” Coleman and mother of his son.
Cheryl Caruso: Ex-wife of mobster Phillip Caruso and mother of his two daughters.
Josie Harris: Ex-girlfriend of Floyd Mayweather and mother of his three children.
Monica Joseph-Taylor: soon to be ex-wife of Aston “Funkmaster Flex” Taylor and mother to his two children.
Liza Morales: Ex-girlfriend of Lamar Odom and mother of his three children.
Tashera Simmons: Ex-wife of Earl “DMX” Simmons and mother of four of his children.
Shaniqua Tompkins: Ex-girlfriend of Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson and mother of his son.
|Tashera, Zakia, Monica|
TLC describes the series as a look into the “fascinating” and “controversial” world of celebrity exes. The series will follow the women as they move forward from their broken relationships and create a “path in life that will give themselves and their children the security and success they know they deserve.” The series is set to debut in 2013.
Meanwhile, VH1’s familiarly themed “Hollywood Exes,” which will return for a second season, follows a group of exes as they “adjust their own courses without their former husbands and make a name for themselves.
Chile I guess this is the only way they can get some money! I don’t know who is going to watch this crazy mess, but I will be tuned in.
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Just when you think you have seen it all. Reality TV has finally gone six feet under.
A Foolish new TLC special, “Best Funerals Ever” follows a funeral home that turns typically somber events into wild spectacles.“A funeral is something that most people perceive as sad and time of mourning and these guys flip that notion it on its head,” executive producer Mike Kane told the Daily News.“These guys” would be the funeral directors at Dallas-based Golden Gate Funeral Home who are know for their bizarre and eleborate final send offs. I wonder if they spoke with Pahedra Parks from “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta” before they did this show. I would rather get a funeral from her because I know it would be very tasteful, Because this mess was a PICKLE!
Among the most memorable memorials the show digs up are a doo-wop singer known for a rib sauce jingle who is buried in a man-sized meat smoker at a barbeque-themed funeral and a guy described as a “disco-dancing machine” is sent off with a foot-tapping ceremony complete with a smoke machine.
“If they want to dunk a basketball, GGFH can make them happen, If they want to jump out of an airplane GGFH can make that happen,” Golden Gate CEO John Beckwith Jr., who prefers to use the term “home-going” to “funeral,” says in a promo clip for the show.
You know as I sit and just thing back from the show, its really a disgrace and this is what people need to be trying to get off TV. A funeral should not be this way! Hunnie when I die and my family send me to a place like this I would Haunt them until they die.
Where is the petition, so my name can be first on the list to get this cancelled!
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Well it looks like Atlanta has done it again with the ratchetness, and it looks like its going to be problem with this set of ladies.
So this show starts out introducing the ladies and the first to come on the screen is Christina. She is married to Anthony which is a pastor of a church that they started together. They have two teenage girls and they are really going to be a hot mess together. Christina, thinks she is the lady that is going to always get all the ladies together like she is the head Preacher Wife. I am going to tell you know this is a Fail waiting to happen. She opens up her home to the ladies to have a lunch and to actually find out why Tara and her Husband Brian was fired from the church they moved all the way to Atlanta from Los Angeles to pastor. To tell you the truth its none of her business but she is the one that thinks she has to know everyones Business. So Anthony her husband has a mouth that needs to be watched. He says what he is thinking at anytime. Christine and Anthony wants to have a talk with their daughters because they are having fear that they are going to be sexually active soon. The first wrong of this scene is that the girls brings out drinks to give to the parents that they made and they have alcohol in them, then Anthony brings out a box of condoms and a banana and shows them how to put on a condom. Then he proceeds to tell them that he has had multiple STD’s in his life. That was just too much information.
If you missed my introduction to this new series here it is
Tara, if she don’t take me in the bathroom and show me that she is a lady I am going to keep saying that she is a man! So she is introduced saying that she is a Black barbie with long Barbie doll hair, I hate to say it but she does look like she has Barbie Doll hair because it does not look like its real in any kind of way! I really want her to seek out a nice salon, because she looks like she is going to Dominique’s $39 weave salon. So Tara with her husband Brian moved to Atlanta from Los Angeles to pastor a church. Chile something went totally wrong because they told them they could leave just after six weeks. Now they are in Atlanta looking for a church home and Basically a job! Christine Invites Tara to their home for lunch. Tara walks in saying that this is how you live when you are serving God. Chile they didn’t have any furniture in that empty house, It kinda looked like Kenya’s house from “the Real Housewives Of Atlanta”. Why is it that Tara had to try to Quote the bible every time someone is trying to talk to everyone.
Ivey, I want her to quit saying that she use to sing with the group Xscape as her claim to fame, Girl word all around the campfire is that you were in the group all of a month. You only performed once or twice before the group dismantled. I am about to put her in the same catagory with Farrah from Destiny’s Child. So Ivey wants to have another child. I don’t know why because she just had that one and I know her uterus wants to rest up first. I am not impressed with her story line its kinda low key boring. I will see how she comes along in the show.
Dominique, is a hot holy pickle! Her and her husband looking for another church to pastor, chile you two might need to join a church and just sit in the background until you can fix your marriage. This Boutique that she has look like a low grade consignment store that went wrong! Then she have the nerve to say she has a salon in the back and she is trying to be the home of the $39 weave. Ok I know a weave cost more than $39. Chile the service cost less than the hair you are going to buy! Well I guess there is something for everybody.
This show is going to be the death of me because through it all I can not say I got anything positve out this show. Oh well I guess this will be another Ratchett show coming straight from the A!
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Well like we really needed another reality show. T-BOZ is coming to our screen trying to revamp her career from the 90’s Mega Group TLC! Ok so do we really care? Do we really want to see what she will be up to on this show? We will see on January 1, 2013, she will be bringing in the New Year with a new show. Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins goes from the hit group TLC to the hit net TLC to show how she plans to reinvent her career as a solo artist by moving to Los Angeles with family and friends. The series will also feature Chilli from TLC as the two discuss plans for the future. Here is a sneak peak.
I don’t know if I believe it, Because from the clip of the show she really is not serious! The world around the campfire is that she is broke and you know her mansion in atlanta was sold out of foreclosure. I guess she is like all the other celebrities that made it in the 90’s, they have since went broke and that they will do anything to make some money. Chile if you knew like I know you would have had a baby by a real rapper not a gangsta rapper that no one knows about. Oh well hunnie I hope your showdoes well cause CHilli knew what she was doing. She really is not worried about a man at this point, That is evident from that make shift show she had a couple of years ago!
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Lawd I know its going to snow in Atlanta this year. Now this is the Hottest Peppemint Tea that I can dish out. First of all its The First Ladies of the Church, So that makes these ladies the wives of pastors. TLC producers are going to Hell for making this show a reality. Chile I don’t know who is going to come first, The Lord or the destruction of the church, Either way its going to be a pickle.
TLC is prepping for the next reality phenomenon called “The Sisterhood” Meet these pastor”s wives, who will be stirring up drama in the name of jesus. Hunnie this show could not be anymore ratchet, so they decided to base it in Atlanta, thats make the situation worse. I bet TLC is hoping it will bring all the drama and excitement like “RHOA”, “BBW”, and “LHHATL” but with Jesus as the storyline. This show will provide us with a candid look at Five Larger-than_Life Preacher’s Wives as they run their families and Churches. Well if you know like I know, a successful show comes from a drama filled shoe, and I believe that will definitely be the look these ladies are going for.
Well the word around the campfire is that the trailer to this show is explosive and the only thing they agree on is their love for “GOD”. Chile everything else is up for grabs with these ladies. This might be interesting with all their skeletons coming to light. Huntaaaaay, from what I heard is there will be sex(with handcuffs), Fighting with Bibles, Fancy clothes and probably some Red Bottoms!
Lets meet these Broads, I mean First Ladies of the Churches of Atlanta
Dominique Scott is not your the typical preachers wife, she’s bold, Unapologetically honest. Chile she married Brian a pastor, but after years they had to shut the doors of the church because of hard times. So they are looking for the next opportunity and this might be what they are looking for.
Tara Y. Lewis, Hunnie in my opinion Tara looks like one of those cross dressers, you know DragQueens. Tara and her husband relocated to Atlanta from Los Angeles. So Brian, tara’s husband received a job at at church in Atlanta. Now times are getting hard, they are struggling to find their footing in a city where new churches and new friends are hard to come by, Especially after losing the church in six weeks after moving to a new city.
Ivy Couch, YES Mam, the cast just keeps getting better. Ms. Ivy was a former member of the group Xscape. She use to be in the party scene, but since meeting her husband Mark, Pastor of Emmanuel Tabernacle Church she is devoted to being that first lady. Ivy is humming to a more angelic tune now. Since she is from the streets of atlanta she can relate to her husbands congregation.
Christina Murray, Now this little Beige lady is Dominican and she says she don’t play! Here we go, thats all we need is a sassy Latina to be in the picture. Christina and her husband runs one of the largest and most successful churches in the atlanta area called Oasis Family Life Church. This church is growing so there is always conflicts and they have two teenage daughters that are sassy just like their mother. So there story line should be everything to watch.
Delana Rutherford, So this chicken thinks she is a rockstar. She wears leather pants and spiked heels to church to sing in.Her alongside with her husband pastor Myles. He is the Pastor at Wonders Church, where music is the main focus of the ministry. They write their own music and perform original songs at every service. I guess they think they are Beyonce and Jay Z of the Christian World. (Chuckles to myself)
I know what I can say about all these ladies, that hair they all have in their heads is not the gag nor the tea, is a Damn Shame!
This Show will grace us with their presence on January 1 on TLC..
I hope you all will be watching because I will.
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