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Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 | The Atlanta Housewives Return!

Hunnay, Hunnay now this super trailer for The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 is off the Eff’n Chain. Now I really thought it was going to be some crazy boring season but these Southern Peaches are going for blood.. When I tell you that every character will deserve a nightime emmy. The Tea and The Shade is all around and when I tell you that Kandi and that Darn mama joyce, See I need for mama joyce to be quiet because she is going to turn around and make Kandi a old woman without a man. Kandi check your mother at the door, better yet send her home to her old house she use to stay in.

Now who I am going to live for is Nene this season. She will bring out the old Nene because she need all the ratings that she can get because they cancelled her show “The New Normal” so she need her check to stay coming to the bank. I have said enough, I need you to look at this Super Trailer and for you to get your life cause you will not be sleep this season. Get Ready, Because this group of women invented the word “SHADE” because thats all they do is Throw it Baby! November 3 can not come fast enough!

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5 Episode 18

Well, Well, Well This was a very interesting installment on The real housewives franchise last night. They are giving Porsha more and more scenes and I am loving the way her characters is portrayed throughout the season. They show her as being real spacey and acting like she really don’t have a care in the world. To tell you the truth I kinda like it, she is giving us Black Barbie Valley Girl realness and its fresh. Now I can say that Kordell, Hunnie he is a major piece of work, But world that is Porsha’s problem not yours. She is being submissive that is what a good wife does. Now on to the foolishness that we tune into every sunday.

The show revisited its fake couple last night. Kenya and Walter. To tell you the truth I really want Kenya to grow up and leave some of her personalities at home. Girl you trying to seit and threaten people by telling them that they need to quit inviting Walter to events. Girl get over it, Atlanta is too small for you to be giving out demands. Hell they don’t have to invite him, because he can here about through the Atlanta Grapevine and Bam hunnie he is there. Thats that atlanta social elite , everyone in atlanta is apart of that social elite club.

Kenya “square booty” Moore really out did herself last night.I can really say she is the star of this franchise right now because Nene says she don’t have time to play with you silly Bitches, I am out here working. So Kenya brings her new Boy Toy to peter’s event. Chile Jamal Anderson do not want that foolish Kenya, This I do know! Kenya tried it when she said its ok for Walter to be there atleast she knows if she have a car troubles of a flat tire there is a tow truck driver in the room. Bahaaaaa now Kenya you was saying earlier in the season that he was a very successful business man, now why would you try to down play his job.

Bitches Mad!

Clearly this is really turning into the Kenya and Walter show. Walter seems to not pay Kenya any attention at all through all the events that went on during the show. All why Kenya tries to make people believe that Walter is gay. She always said that he never tried to have any sexual contact with her. Walter says he was just not that into her. Chile now thats the Gag and the TEA BAG!         

Phaedra let it be known that she don’t have time for Kenya’s games and she will just tolerate her so they can just move on, But Phaedra did let it be known that she is done with Kenya, She says because she is Old, Old news. Leave it to Phaedra to make you giggle with that old southern charm.

Cynthia my dear you are all over the place. I feel like you don’t know what or who you want to be. So its like if Nene is not around you are just all over the place. Get it together and quit wearing that side ponytail because you are looking more like a homeless girl than a regal model from the 80’s. I mean really.

Peter is almost as messy as his wife. Why does he keep asking Walter about sex with Kenya? Basically Walter lets Peter know that he likes his women like he like his rims 22,24,26. Now that is what you call funny. He just said that Kenya was too old for him. This is just a PICKLE that whole storyline is just gone too far. I guess this is why Walter is mad they didn’t invite him to be at the reunion. http://www.funkydineva.com/kordell-stewart-a-no-show-at-the-rhoa-reunion-walter-jackson-not-even-invited/

I could just go on and on about this Kenya and Walter situation But I refuse to keep talking about them. In other housewife news that Kandi Buruss has the Biggest house in the Atlanta Franchise. That house is massive and I am glad she has purchased a new home because that one she was living in was so dated that I thought it was her mothers first home purchase and she gave it to Kandi to live in. Sidenote did you know Kandi was sueing Kim about Tardy for the Party, its about damn time. Here is the Link to this travesty http://thegagandthetea.blogspot.com/2013/03/kandi-sues-kim-zolciak-bearman-over.html

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The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Season 5 Episode 9

THE RICH BITCH!!!!

Well I have tried and tried to pull something out of this weeks The Real Housewives Of Atlanta. I can’t even give you some hot tea today all I can give you is some cold ice tea. This weeks episode was so umm you know blah! The girls are still bickering about Anguilla and how Kenya’s relationship is so fake. We’ll we all know that relationship is as Plastic as her acting career! 

Is it me or they have mad Cynthia and Peter have became the go to couple, to try to mentor all the other couple on the show. Chile thats a mess because for one they just got married and they were having problems even making it to the alter. Hunnie I wouldn’t take any advice from them because their marriage is not all that stable! I mean really, Everyone knows I am telling the truth.
 
So that crazy Kenya really got the picture last night when Walter told her that she was moving too fast and it was going to take some time before marriage would come to play. Why is it that Walter is always wiping sweat like he really don’t want  to fool with that crazy azz Kenya! If you really want my opinion they need admit her into a mental asylum and throw away the key! 
Just to tell you the truth the whole episode was so dry they should have just called this The Real HouseHusbands of Atlanta, Because the men story lines were better than those bickering ladies tonight!  
One more thing before I just throw in the towel on this weeks episode. That strip club that Cynthia, Peter, Phaedra and Apollo went to must have been the first strip club in Atlanta and those strippers had to be the original strippers from that club! All those belly rolls and sagging breast almost sent me to the morgue!!!!!!
I hope next week be better cause I can’t with these boring ladies.
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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Episode 8

First of all Kenya is Gone With the Wind Foolish!

Well I am pulling out my masks because these Atlanta women are not handing nor giving shade tonight. They are Throwing hot Peppermint Tea Shade tonight on the Housewives. I tell you Anguilla will never be the same. Kenya is still fuming that Porsha called her old. She tells the whole story to Walter to let him know how hurt she is and how disrespected that she feels. Walter really don’t care with the faces that he makes when she is talking to him.

Nene Leakes takes her tall self to Kandi’s room to let her know what happened last night, because her and Todd went to bed early.(They must be working on that Baby, or are they using all the BedroomKandi Prototypes!) LOL. They talked about their relationship and how they are so proud of each other. I thought that was a cute move on Nene’s part.

So the group are getting ready to go to the beach, Kenya calls a meeting. All I could think is oh hell its about to go down again (round 2). She tells Porsha she sorry and Porsha tries to get a word in but Ms Kenya is not letting that happen. So you know Porsha gives us a good ole Atlanta read and says she giving us a Pageant Apology with her old Raisin Face! Chile I could have fell out my chair when she said her face looks like a old raisin. Girl that was hilarious. So the meeting goes left, Porsha and Kenya still are not feeling each other at all. Then the fool (Kenya) says its all about the Twirl and the wave. Chile she is just a hot pickle that is about to go sour to the second degree! They are all sitting down getting ready to eat lunch, and you know Kenya is really feeling herself that morning. She starts off with Cynthia I got you a gift for you and its Vanessa Williams Book. Ok is it me or is Kenya really crazy, she fusses with everybody about her crown and what they need to call her. Chile that is her way to argue with everyone in the group. But hunnie that Cynthia said she is not feeling it and she thinks Kenya was trying to READ her in a funny way. Chile Ms Cynthia lets her know she knows history and she was not trying to be funny she was just letting her know she is not a dummy! So the group starts talking about their engagements and that Kenya puckers up her lips like she wants a kiss, That crazy Walter is going to say “that will have to wait” Chile that Walter is a comedian, I fell out laughing at that comment.

When I tell you Nene is definitely at a different place this season and I love it. her and Greg goes horse back riding and Nene with her crazy self talking about, “I have rode some horses in my lifetime, they just didn’t have four legs” Lawd, Lawd, Lawd. Thats the Nene I think everybody loves! Welcome Back Lennethia!

I am going to say it like this, Kenya needs to have Several Seats, because I feel like she don’t have any home training and that whole spill on somebody have to let the young people know what is appropriate. Girl who cares. Chile Cynthia really don’t care about what she is saying at all I see it in Cynthia’s Face. Kenya says its been two months why are we talking about this, Cynthia says hell I didn’t think you would be around this long for me to address this! YASSSS Cynthia for that soft read, I caught it girlie! Then this fool Kenya falls on the ground and starts hollering, can you say make her medicine stronger please!

Now what I won’t speak on is that scene where they are spreading their legs and doing splits. Chile I can’t and I won’t for some of those Bad bodies and war wounds. I thought I was at a hood strip club. Oops i guess I did just speak on them. Ha!

So they all starts to sit down and eat their dinner, That Porsha said she is not worried about Ms Raisin Face at the end of the table. Too funny. Peter gets up, Lawd I didn’t know Peter was in the business of Handing out Shade. I thought that was Greg’s job! But apparently Peter starts to talk about Walter and Kenya’s relationship being fake. Peter tells Walter that the word around the campfire you only have 12 more hours to propose to that foolish azz Kenya! Walter quickly says umm that is not going to happen. Hunnie I wish I could show you how that ole Raisin Face looked when he said that.

After all that Phaedra says I feel sorry for Kenya, cause she is yearning for some love. Everybody knows at this point that the relationship is not real, so crazy (Kenya) decides that its her turn to leave the table. She turns into a actress and starts crying giving Walter the most. Walter let her know that a wedding is not going to happen cause you are pressuring me. Kenya hates that and she storms off to sit in the corner like she is 8. I am going to say this again that Kenya needs some stronger meds and that is all I am going to say about this Crow!

Phaedra goes to see where the crazy patient is, She see this fool and she sitting in a wooded area by herself. Chile bring out the white straight jacket cause she needs it! Phaedra gives her a good southern talk. Kenya says walter is acting crazy, Lawd now I know she a fool. Apollo comes up and steals the show. He says I thought you had ran back to atlanta. All i could do is laugh at this foolishness.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Episode 7…The Brown Girls Take Over Bravo

BITCH

Children, Children you all need to come in the house and have Several Seats and take a sip of this Very Very Hot Peppermint Tea. Now when I you this was a explosive episode tonight. Chile they gave me all the life I needed to make it until in the morning. I really don’t think the world was ready for this All Brown Girl Cast tonight. Lets just get right into it. They started this episode back when Kenya was asking Phaedra about a threesome. That Phaedra was like look you Bipolar Bish, if you don’t get out my face you are going to end up missing. Ms Kenya knew that Phaedra was not playing and she quickly Skidaddled out of that southern belle’s face. Ms Nene quickly notices that Kenya and Walter’s relationship is fake, Because Nene says she is the Judge Character, so you know her she ask Kenya is this relationship for real, and you know that so call Actress says of course! Lies I say, Just LIES! Now Peter pull all the guys to the side to let them know that he wanted to renew his vows with Cynthia. Greg hollers out and say that he has two viagra he can have. Chile first of all why does greg have them? He will be saying I popped a viagra, I’m sweating! (in my Trinadad James Voice)

THE BROWN GIRLS!!!

Ok now I know I have not popped my eyes out the socket yet but why are they letting Nene hair be filmed looking like that. Gurl they are trying to make it look like your hair is really ate out in the back. Chile you need to check those camera men they are trying you miss girl!

So as the night goes on the group starts talking about having a third shift, which means having sex at night. So that Kandi quickly lets the group know that her and todd has had sex in the jacuzzi. That is all that Phaedra had to hear. Phaedra quickly says she is in love with her vagina and it will not get in that jacuzzi! (falls out on the floor)

Now this is the Gag, Soul goo afro Walter asks Kenya to get up and walk with him, she gets all excited like she is about to get a proposal! Chile that Walter pulled it! He told her about Peter wanting to renew his and Cynthia’s Vows! If I could have been there when he asked her that and it was not the proposal that she was looking for. That face was cracked and it crumbled to the floor. Kenya in return says, s I am going to be a Bridesmaid? Now that was a very Low Read Walter, But you know what I loved it! You get three points for that one!

I just have to say this again Ms Bravo was trying tonight with Nene’s hair, First they showed it almost in its natural state in the back, then they have a clear lady trying to curl her Toupe’, thats was a mess!Finally they let that wind blow and all I see is Track, on Tracks, on Tracks! CHILE BYE! Nene you were suppose to be aware! (lol, chuckles to myself)

Ok back on the beach when the ladies are getting a massage. Nene inquires to Kenya about that fake relationship. That Ms kenya gets smart with Nene, and she gives it right back to Kenya! If Kenya had any sense she would get Nene on her side. Because as this week as played out in Atlanta, this will probably be her first and last season on show. Oh Well! Take your crazy AZZ back to LA!

Peter Pulls off this renewal and Cynthia was very surprised but she liked it! That crazy southern belle Phaedra is going to say that Peter looks like a black angel that is wearing white! Yes Phaedra that was funny! So Nene catches the bouquet and from the look at it that Kenya was running from the Bouquet! I knew that ole crow did not want to get married. As we all know that she was just trying to secure her a spot on this wonderful franchise. I guess this mission was in vain Miss Gurl!

That freaky azz Kandi and Todd having sex in the Jacuzzi! That explains why Kandi’s hips are spreading as wide as Hwy 85 south! I am just saying, my readers deserves to know!

This is the time we Live for!!! So here it goes, Ms Porsha starts reading Kenya about her different Personalities and that Kenya jumps bad and calls her a non Mother-*ucking factor, Lawd why did she even go there. kenya jumps up and calls Porsha a Bish and kept calling her those B words. Hunnie that Ms Porsha was not trying to hear that tonight. Porsha calls Kenya a tramp Ms Detroit, and calls her out on that Fake booty and boobs. Hunnie to tell you the truth I have been saying that Kenya butt is fake I am just glad someone else got to call her out. Kenya hollers out I am a tramp, But you have a tramp stamp on the back of your back! Kenya girl its almost too late for you to talk hunnie! Then Porsha hits us with the Line of the century, she calls Kenya a Curb Azz Bish and that she is a Low Class Whore, Now that was a Marlo move. It was slick and chile it was all I needed to hear. All I have to say is that Porsha went in and let that old Kenya have it tonight. (you did that porsha, you get two snaps in a circle) Kenya goes on and on about she is forty and fabulous, and twirling around. Then she says she is fabulous, gone with the wind fabulous and she twirls like she has not took her meds in 5 months. I knew this chick was a fool and it was proven tonight! That Nene goes Bitch, is it movie night? Gone with the wind! Chile Dead!!

This was a very very interesting episode, But my favorite was at the end. that Porsha and Kenya are just like oil and vinegar! They are never going to mix! I cant wait to see next week.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Episode 6

Well hunnie these house women were almost at their best tonight. It started right on off where that
trailer park living Kim walked out that brunch calling those other women some “Niggas” Um I hope everyone caught that lil Peppermint Tea, cause she was spilling it with that comment. Now see I have said this since day one that Kim was prejudice and tonight proved my theory.

So after that racist Kim left the table and her  racist husband Kroy cursed the camera man out for doing their job which is filming them. I could have sworn that they signed that lil piece of paper called a contract, stating that Bravo could film their life and BABBBBY that is what Ms Bravo was doing.
Now the girls see what I was talking about and you know what they pretty much knew the same thing. Hunnie that Nene was kinda fired up but she made fun and light of the whole situation. I guess she was like what the hell that making up Excuses Bitch is gone lets make some fun out of her not being here anymore. In the words of Ms Nene Leakes *By Hater, have a nice life with your Belly and your Slave*   Now if that is not a laugh you need to just hit the lil x on your left top screen. Ok now on with the rest of the show. That Cynthia hair was very lovely again this week, but I really need for her to quit pulling it to the side, I know her boss Andy Cohen loves a side ponytail but chile I am over it. So that Kandi pulls up to the airport and step out the car looking like a BAG OF PENNIES with that Damn jehri curl. Chile I am not going to even say what I really thought about that hair, whichever one of the those men toting those purses and wearing those heels that did Ms Kandi’s hair need their License revolted! The word around the campfire is that one of those BURLS don’t have a active license and thats prob why Kandi was walking around looking like a wet poodle awaiting a blow dry at the salon, Chile Ms Kandi really pulled it with that look, and it wasn’t a good one either.

Ok the shades continued to be pulled down and the darkness hit Hartsfield International Airport tonight. That damn KENDRA, oops I meant Ms Squarepants, ok all of you know who I am talking about, Ms bad skin herself “KENYA”. If I was Porsha I would have ran up one side of her square butt and down the other side of that crater face. She could at least said hey, hell even Nene would have said Hi to the making excuses white lady with the pillow in her dress for a stomach Kim. Porsha girl I am going to need for you to get a backbone and really let that old lady have it on contact the next time.

Kenya really got on my nerves tonight begging that whorish soul glowing afro Walter to propose to her and give her a ring. Chile for One that walter do not want you, He just got out of a divorce and he is really not feeling you like you think you are feeling him. Kenya was really off her medication. Why she thought it was ok to push Apollo in that pool and Ms Phaedra not to say anything, chile that was a double negative. All that southern belle act went straight out the door and all that Athens started to come out of her. Oh also Kenya putting that square butt all on Peter, i thought Ms Cynthia would have let her get it, but I guess those spirits she was drinking must have calmed her down. Can someone please tell me why Porsha was kinda off tonight more than usual, I mean it was like she was not on the trip with them. That Bravo made it look like she didn’t have permission to talk her and that slow husband of hers. I guess she pulled up to this episode with her ceiling missing again. (non-factor) Poor Baby, oh and before I forget when those dancers came out to dance for everyone, why did one of those dancers look like a man? I am just saying if you going to dance and be on network tv please be ok to view with my eyes. (lol)

I know I was not the only one looking at this broad Kenya, Why is it that every free man she saw she had to post up on everyone of them. I don’t care what anyone says that trick is definitely on some type of zoloft or prozac. I bet Nene wouldn’t let her get close to greg, and if she did there would really be some trouble in the city or should I have said island. Kenya really I mean really TRIED it tonight with Walter, with that being said Kenya get the Stanky Ole Pickle award for tonight, she was honestly too much.

Donkey Booty!!!!!

Nene was really back to being old nene this episode. She was trying to make out with gregg at the pool. She also let us see that fun side of her again when she was dancing and going back down memory lane talking about her stripping days. I guess Ms Leakes is not that hollywood yet! Ms Bravo really had it out for Ms Nene tonight. They kept showing Nene’s Hair when it was not at its best. It looked like some old stale corn that has sat out all day after you have cooked it. I need for her to get her a good amino acid treatment for that hair  so it will lay down, Hunnie cause you can’t put any perm on it or she will be slick headed looking like her and Peter could be twins.

Now I cant wait until next week. Those girls acts lie they are going to tear up Anguilla with that fight. I hope they have some meds to administer to Kenya because she is going to need them. I am really convinced that she is certified crazy and I know I am not by myself!

Until next week.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5 Episode 5

Well Well Well, last night episode of the Hottest ladies on Reality tv didn’t dissapoint not one bit. Honeychild it looks like the shades are down and the hands are on the trigger tonight for this episode. When I tell you it was hot in Atlanta this summer, those ladies were packing all the heat.

It started off with the Queen of Shade Kim Zolciak. Chile she acts like that dream house of hers was giving her so many problems. Bish just pay your bills and you could still be in your so called dream house. So she goes on to say she would rather live in a box than stay in that house. Well she did grow up in a Fema trailer ( Thats a READ courtsey of Ms. Nene Leakes) So of course she would feel comfort in a box.( HA!) Now on to the slave, I meant sweetie. I don’t care what everyone say , But I hate the way that Kim talks to her slave (sweetie). I hope on her spinoff show, sweetie gets a raise, paycheck for the series and a MULE! Since she is a slave she is suppose to be free, so give her whats owed to her!

All I want to know is what made Kenya and Phaedra go to a gokart racing facility? Chile they know in normal life that would not be the place to meet up and double date. I could have done without that segment, But I guess Bravo had to set this Kenya and Apollo fling up. That soul glo afro of Walters was glistening in the sunlight as they sat and talked on their double date. I just can’t with him and the way he looks. Everybody knows (in my Phaedra’s Voice) that Walter is just there for free advertisement of his business. Because the word around the campfire is he is not interested in Ms America, oops I meant Kenya Ms USA!

Welp I guess I am taking Cynthia’s hair card back, now the first four episodes she was doing a great job with her hair, then low and behold she gives me a ole nasty crunchy its time to get my weave redone kind of bun realness, No No miss girl u need to take that out and try again. I will pass on that look Cynthia, because that is definitely not the business. Hunnie Ms Cynthia must have got a raise from Bravo or that modeling money is definitely making a difference in her life, because she is riding in a shiny new white Land Rover. All I need for Cynthia to do is leave those side ponytails alone, chile those ears are nothing to play with.

Porsha has definitely came on the the scene with her ceiling missing. This child is talking crazy out of  her neck. So Porsha and Kordell goes to the Doctor dressed like couples in the 90’s (Where they do that at?) I guess in Atlanta!! First Porsha says she wanted four kids, but didn’t want five pregnancies all while she was holding up three fingers. (Falls on the floor and flatlines) I cant with this Bish. Also why did the doctor walk in holding up the first generation Apple laptop, Hunnie this is the age of the tablets, Please get with the program lady with her bad skin. One more thing before I skip on down the yellow brick road. If Porsha don’t throw those earrings away with those ornaments on her ear, Those things will downgrade a vintage Chanel Suit. (Throw up)

Ok catch this shade, why was Kandi and Cynthia meeting at the Daiquiri Factory? Chile, out of all the restaurants in atlanta you want to eat at the gayest spot in the city. I guess the other spots were scared the thugs with the leggins, the big purses, and the red bottoms are going to bring down the property value!

WELL to tell you the truth, I looked at this episode for the last fifthteen minutes. I knew that brunch was going to be Everything and a bag of potato skins, So here comes the hot Peppermint Tea. Cynthia arrives first because she is always on time and she is still upset about Phaedra lying to her about the phone call. Then comes in that dang Phaedra looking like a stepford wife Reject with that church lady hat on. She gives Cynthia flowers because she knows she was lying. Then incomes Plain Jane Kandi, Kenya Squarepants, and Blonde Bombshell Nene and the Shade Tree Sisters begin their talk. Guess who shows up late Ms Excuses herself Kim Z-B.
The Brunch starts off with them asking Kim about dates to go out of the country with them. Everyone agrees on the dates, Kim says  I am going on vacation with my husband on that date. So the ladies start having a fit. Chile I guess that wig is too tight on her head because she said she was eight months Pregnant and she has eight more weeks to go before she delivers. (Say what now NURSE) What kind of alien is she having? Chile Kandi and Nene hits the fan, both of them gets furious because that Kim pretty much says I really don’t want to be bothered with you WHORES. Nene goes on to say that she tells tail tales and that she makes up every excuse in the world like my hair is shedding, nails coming a lose so she wont have to be bothered with the ladies. That Nene know how to give me a good laugh!

This was what I needed in my life from the housewives this week. You know Less of that Kenya and more of the Valley girl Porsha. I live to type another day. Thanks Girls!

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