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Kim is back to being a DIME PIECE after the TWINS


It’s been a little over one week since Kim Zolciak gave birth to her newborn twins Kaia Rose and Kane Ren, but the proud mother of two already seems to have bounced back into shape. She shared a picture of her slimmed-down look on Twitter. Chile Kim said she don’t have time to be sitting around being fat. She said I have to get back to be able to work.

How slimmed-down is she, exactly? Her daughter Brielle revealed on Twitter that her mother is a size four:
Motherhood, meanwhile, also seems to be going well for Kim. “They are doing awesome,” she said last week. And how is she handling two newborns at once? “[It’s] a lot easier than I thought, so far,” she said. “But don’t speak too soon, right?”

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Reunion Part 2

Hunnie the shade trees are out and hunnie they were Reading each other for FILTH tonight. This reunion was really a eye opener to some of the ladies. I am so glad that they are able to really sit down and let everyone know how they really feel. That Nene and Phaedra, there is another underlying problem that I want to solve because I know they can really be friends. Nene was really reading Phaedra to no return, she is a beast of reading and Phaedra just couldn’t reply and make it better. These ugly faces that they make when one is talking about each other is too funny. This was the Nene Leakes reading session for real tonight. She even came for Sheree with her Big Nose.

I am living for Phaedra and how quick her response to everything that Kenya has to say with her twirling fan self. Phaedra tells Kenya you owe me a back end for giving you a story line, chile that was too funny. I must say this, as much as I wanted to like Kandi, I think she is a Hater and there is no other way to put it with her 32′ stripper hair in and her spider eyelashes. Then she really having a issue about Kim taking her baby name KASH! Clearly Kandi you just got a man so there is not a baby anytime soon. Also people can name their baby any name they want too. There is not a law that you can’t name your chile the same as someone else.

I want Nene to star in a comedy because she is too funny with all her faces and antics that she does, this is definitly the Nene Leakes Show for real.

The highlight of the show was when Nene and Kim made amends and hug. This is what i like was Kim and Nene’s relationship. I could honestly say that Nene was happy, and Kim was happy. to tell you the truth I swear they were talking on the phone together everyday. Ha!

On part three of the reunion is going to be good and probably the best part.

 

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion

Chile now this is the real Peppermint Tea. These ole crows going to be going at it during this reunion. To tell you the truth I can’t wait to see it either. They all are Sitting on this still shot. I just hope I don’t see any weave pulling. Oh hunnie catch this foolery, Did you see that Kim Zolciak pump out there in that green jumpsuit looking like a ole regal white women. All I can say is she looked like a Big ole Bag of Money!

Here is the clip of the renuion!
http://www.bravotv.com/video/share/2635905

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5 Episode 18

Well, Well, Well This was a very interesting installment on The real housewives franchise last night. They are giving Porsha more and more scenes and I am loving the way her characters is portrayed throughout the season. They show her as being real spacey and acting like she really don’t have a care in the world. To tell you the truth I kinda like it, she is giving us Black Barbie Valley Girl realness and its fresh. Now I can say that Kordell, Hunnie he is a major piece of work, But world that is Porsha’s problem not yours. She is being submissive that is what a good wife does. Now on to the foolishness that we tune into every sunday.

The show revisited its fake couple last night. Kenya and Walter. To tell you the truth I really want Kenya to grow up and leave some of her personalities at home. Girl you trying to seit and threaten people by telling them that they need to quit inviting Walter to events. Girl get over it, Atlanta is too small for you to be giving out demands. Hell they don’t have to invite him, because he can here about through the Atlanta Grapevine and Bam hunnie he is there. Thats that atlanta social elite , everyone in atlanta is apart of that social elite club.

Kenya “square booty” Moore really out did herself last night.I can really say she is the star of this franchise right now because Nene says she don’t have time to play with you silly Bitches, I am out here working. So Kenya brings her new Boy Toy to peter’s event. Chile Jamal Anderson do not want that foolish Kenya, This I do know! Kenya tried it when she said its ok for Walter to be there atleast she knows if she have a car troubles of a flat tire there is a tow truck driver in the room. Bahaaaaa now Kenya you was saying earlier in the season that he was a very successful business man, now why would you try to down play his job.

Bitches Mad!

Clearly this is really turning into the Kenya and Walter show. Walter seems to not pay Kenya any attention at all through all the events that went on during the show. All why Kenya tries to make people believe that Walter is gay. She always said that he never tried to have any sexual contact with her. Walter says he was just not that into her. Chile now thats the Gag and the TEA BAG!         

Phaedra let it be known that she don’t have time for Kenya’s games and she will just tolerate her so they can just move on, But Phaedra did let it be known that she is done with Kenya, She says because she is Old, Old news. Leave it to Phaedra to make you giggle with that old southern charm.

Cynthia my dear you are all over the place. I feel like you don’t know what or who you want to be. So its like if Nene is not around you are just all over the place. Get it together and quit wearing that side ponytail because you are looking more like a homeless girl than a regal model from the 80’s. I mean really.

Peter is almost as messy as his wife. Why does he keep asking Walter about sex with Kenya? Basically Walter lets Peter know that he likes his women like he like his rims 22,24,26. Now that is what you call funny. He just said that Kenya was too old for him. This is just a PICKLE that whole storyline is just gone too far. I guess this is why Walter is mad they didn’t invite him to be at the reunion. http://www.funkydineva.com/kordell-stewart-a-no-show-at-the-rhoa-reunion-walter-jackson-not-even-invited/

I could just go on and on about this Kenya and Walter situation But I refuse to keep talking about them. In other housewife news that Kandi Buruss has the Biggest house in the Atlanta Franchise. That house is massive and I am glad she has purchased a new home because that one she was living in was so dated that I thought it was her mothers first home purchase and she gave it to Kandi to live in. Sidenote did you know Kandi was sueing Kim about Tardy for the Party, its about damn time. Here is the Link to this travesty http://thegagandthetea.blogspot.com/2013/03/kandi-sues-kim-zolciak-bearman-over.html

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Kandi Sues Kim Zolciak-Bearman over "TARDY for the PARTY"

Chile the Tea has been spilt! Both ladies gear up for a full season of their own BRAVO spinoff shows, Kandi Burruss has filed papers on her former “RHOA” castmate Kim Zolciak. Well its about time, and what I am going to need for Kandi to do is not cry when she get in the courtroom. Its funny how a year everything can turn around. I bet Todd made her do it!

According to CourtHouse News, Kandi claims former cast member Kimberliegh Zolciak-Biermann illegally licensed and distributed “Tardy For The Party”, which Kandi wrote with co-plaintiff Rodney Richard. And Kandi filed the lawsuit in Federal Court today. Kandi did this just in time to ensure she will have another spot on the hit reality show. Now we all know Kandi is boring and if she is not fussing with anyone or grinding her teeth as she talk, Hunnie she is a boring apple. So filming went underway yesterday in Atlanta. I know this reunion will definitely be good. I bet Kim really is trying to find a way not to come so she can be like Adrienne from RHOBH. But that will probably end her tv career all together. We all know she need money cause her and her husband Kroy have purchased their dream home on her salary and his “Hope they don’t Trade Him) Salary!  Kim already Tweeted about Kandi:

People will do anything for publicity! So funny yet so sad!

And her daughter Brielle got in on the beef as she tweeted:

@Kandi appreciate you making fun of me for the song I wrote when I was 9 years old… obviously there was something you liked about it

We’re surprised it took Kandi this long to file because we all know she’s about her paper. But since Kim hasn’t had a real job in….a very long time….it’ll be just as interesting to see how she coughs up this money. Especially after popping out 2 more kids since she first did this song. Let Kim tell it she will give all that money to Kandi. But Kim if it didn’t really mean anything you should have just gave Kandi the money that was owed to her. But clearly you just like Kenya, you are in the stealing game cause you stole Kandi’s Babies Name!

Well I can’t wait to see this Reunion, I heard its going to be good.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5 Episode 5

Well Well Well, last night episode of the Hottest ladies on Reality tv didn’t dissapoint not one bit. Honeychild it looks like the shades are down and the hands are on the trigger tonight for this episode. When I tell you it was hot in Atlanta this summer, those ladies were packing all the heat.

It started off with the Queen of Shade Kim Zolciak. Chile she acts like that dream house of hers was giving her so many problems. Bish just pay your bills and you could still be in your so called dream house. So she goes on to say she would rather live in a box than stay in that house. Well she did grow up in a Fema trailer ( Thats a READ courtsey of Ms. Nene Leakes) So of course she would feel comfort in a box.( HA!) Now on to the slave, I meant sweetie. I don’t care what everyone say , But I hate the way that Kim talks to her slave (sweetie). I hope on her spinoff show, sweetie gets a raise, paycheck for the series and a MULE! Since she is a slave she is suppose to be free, so give her whats owed to her!

All I want to know is what made Kenya and Phaedra go to a gokart racing facility? Chile they know in normal life that would not be the place to meet up and double date. I could have done without that segment, But I guess Bravo had to set this Kenya and Apollo fling up. That soul glo afro of Walters was glistening in the sunlight as they sat and talked on their double date. I just can’t with him and the way he looks. Everybody knows (in my Phaedra’s Voice) that Walter is just there for free advertisement of his business. Because the word around the campfire is he is not interested in Ms America, oops I meant Kenya Ms USA!

Welp I guess I am taking Cynthia’s hair card back, now the first four episodes she was doing a great job with her hair, then low and behold she gives me a ole nasty crunchy its time to get my weave redone kind of bun realness, No No miss girl u need to take that out and try again. I will pass on that look Cynthia, because that is definitely not the business. Hunnie Ms Cynthia must have got a raise from Bravo or that modeling money is definitely making a difference in her life, because she is riding in a shiny new white Land Rover. All I need for Cynthia to do is leave those side ponytails alone, chile those ears are nothing to play with.

Porsha has definitely came on the the scene with her ceiling missing. This child is talking crazy out of  her neck. So Porsha and Kordell goes to the Doctor dressed like couples in the 90’s (Where they do that at?) I guess in Atlanta!! First Porsha says she wanted four kids, but didn’t want five pregnancies all while she was holding up three fingers. (Falls on the floor and flatlines) I cant with this Bish. Also why did the doctor walk in holding up the first generation Apple laptop, Hunnie this is the age of the tablets, Please get with the program lady with her bad skin. One more thing before I skip on down the yellow brick road. If Porsha don’t throw those earrings away with those ornaments on her ear, Those things will downgrade a vintage Chanel Suit. (Throw up)

Ok catch this shade, why was Kandi and Cynthia meeting at the Daiquiri Factory? Chile, out of all the restaurants in atlanta you want to eat at the gayest spot in the city. I guess the other spots were scared the thugs with the leggins, the big purses, and the red bottoms are going to bring down the property value!

WELL to tell you the truth, I looked at this episode for the last fifthteen minutes. I knew that brunch was going to be Everything and a bag of potato skins, So here comes the hot Peppermint Tea. Cynthia arrives first because she is always on time and she is still upset about Phaedra lying to her about the phone call. Then comes in that dang Phaedra looking like a stepford wife Reject with that church lady hat on. She gives Cynthia flowers because she knows she was lying. Then incomes Plain Jane Kandi, Kenya Squarepants, and Blonde Bombshell Nene and the Shade Tree Sisters begin their talk. Guess who shows up late Ms Excuses herself Kim Z-B.
The Brunch starts off with them asking Kim about dates to go out of the country with them. Everyone agrees on the dates, Kim says  I am going on vacation with my husband on that date. So the ladies start having a fit. Chile I guess that wig is too tight on her head because she said she was eight months Pregnant and she has eight more weeks to go before she delivers. (Say what now NURSE) What kind of alien is she having? Chile Kandi and Nene hits the fan, both of them gets furious because that Kim pretty much says I really don’t want to be bothered with you WHORES. Nene goes on to say that she tells tail tales and that she makes up every excuse in the world like my hair is shedding, nails coming a lose so she wont have to be bothered with the ladies. That Nene know how to give me a good laugh!

This was what I needed in my life from the housewives this week. You know Less of that Kenya and more of the Valley girl Porsha. I live to type another day. Thanks Girls!

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Mona Scott & Kim Zolciak New Show "Don’t BE Tardy"


Chile this just in, My stove cant even heat up this Peppermint Tea fast enough. That Mona Scott-Young, my Tea Top goes off to her. Did anyone know that she is the producer of the Spinoff for Kim Zolciak’s “Dont Be Tardy for The Wedding”. So now since this coming sunday is Kim’s last night on the big screen with all the Brown Girls of Atlanta. Kim scored another spinoff to pick up from her wedding special. Hunnie her prayers were answered, Because that Andy Cohen knew that was going to be the only way she leave the show. Chile truth be told if she hadn’t left the girls had banned together not to even tape with her since she thought that since she was married meant she didnt have to film with the girls anymore. Kim you need to go have several seats at the alter cause you need prayer. Girl the show is called The Real Housewives, that meant you would be a legit cast member and not just the other women.

Ok on the real deal, Hunnie that Mona Scott-Young and Bravo knows how to keep you tuned in. Its going to be called “Dont Be Tardy”. We know Kim will be searching for her second dream house and trying to mend her broken family fued with her mother and father, plus I heard that Kim and Kroy are trying to adopt. Chile I hope they are adopting the family slave (sweetie). So this will make show number four for Mona Scott-Young. I see Atlanta is good to you miss thing.

Well I guess we all can’t wait to see, Well…. NOT me I will probably pass on that. I think Nene and I will be sipping some Hot Chai Tea looking at the New Normal.

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