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Basketball Wives LA: Reunion Part 2

I really don’t know what to say from the travesty that I looked at on my TV. Now that Bambi, I am just speechless when it comes with how she is on this stage looking. Her and this barbie doll gold hair and that prom dress was definitely not the business. Lawd someone send her a fashion stylist and a hairstylist I know its someone out there can help her. 

So this second show started off where the last one left off, that Jon Sally had them playing a game of who they didn’t want to come back next season.  That crazy azz Laura trys to call Bambi out and ask what was her purpose for being on the show because she has no affiliation with the basketball wives. As I sat in my chair I was like and you do? But I forgot both of you women were jumpoffs. So I guess that makes you a Basketball wife..All of this is just a Pickle! Bambi really don’t like the sisters Laura and Gloria. Bambi kept asking Gloria where do we go to find the webisode, and you know Gloria she pops right back off with ummm where is your Album. These women are a slap mess. I can’t and I won’t with them!
That Jackie is a slap fool. Out of all the women she really held my attention with all her craziness. First of the only thing that is constant in Jackie’s world is that Eff’d up Hair that she always seem to rock. Girl please find a hairstylist for season 3. I just noticed that Jackie has a very nice ring on her finger and as I was thinking to myself there is something fishy with her and her husband getting married each year to prove their marriage. Chile they asked Jackie was her husband Gay. Apparently that was not the question she wanted to hear nor answer. That ole crow paused and she said he wasn’t. But hunnie world around the campfire is that he has a boy toy on the side, But you didn’t hear that from me! 
I mean I really couldn’t get much from this reunion. Nothing but it was boring as hell and I hope they get a new and interesting cast, because I can’t keep wasting my hour on these old crows!
Fly GossipGuy
THE SHADE IS REAL
 

Basketball Wives LA Reunion Part 1

Ok hunnie chile, All of you know that I really can’t look at these Lame BasketBall Wives LA, But since I was forced to look at it the other day I just had the spirit in me to speak my mind on all these Ole Crows with no feathers! So on the first part of the “Basketball Wives L.A.” reunion, the recently married Gloria Govan was feeling her spirits or something, sitting on her stoop. As she did battle with Bambi, Gloria kept repeating over and over again that none of these bitches could see her cause they were all there BECAUSE of her.

I am the Reason! NOT!

“Let’s not get shit twisted. I’m the reason why there’s a spinoff. Gloria came to L.A. with my sister and we started Basketball Wives L.A.,” Gloria said.

Chile Bye, just cause you were on the original BBW, don’t mean they um mad a spinoff for your low budget AZZ. Hunnie your braids must have been too tight for your 10 inch sew-in that you were wearing!

YES, Gloria and Laura were the anchors for the first season of BBWLA, but let’s NOT get shit twisted.

Gloria you were invited to the original “Basketball Wives” show because of the messy drama between show creator Shaunie O’Neal and her sister, Laura. She was said to have been carrying on an affair with Shaunie’s ex-husband, Shaquille O’Neal. They couldn’t get Laura for the show at the time for various reasons, so they settled for her sister.

From the jump, Shaunie couldn’t stand Gloria and they basically CHASED HER ASS OUT OF MIAMI.

She did not leave on good terms with anyone. If her sister hadn’t been (allegedly) sleeping with Shaquille, she would’ve never been chosen for the original series in the first place.

Secondly, with the runaway success of the orignal BBW, a spinoff was pretty much guaranteed anyway. The idea of placing the BBW concept in another city was a no-brainer.

BBWLA would’ve worked just fine with or without Gloria and Laura there. The only ingredients needed to make the series be a go was 12oz of Indian Remy Weave, a Louis Vuitton Bag and a jump off, add a camera and BAM, you have a Ratchet show!

So Gloria needs to check herself before she wrecks herself. Yes, she was one of the O.G.s but she need not act like the show can’t run without her, cause it sure nuff can and will. Well i guess the ship wrecked because the word around LA LA land and all the internet that Shed Media, Shaunie and VH1 have fired all those snails, besides Draya and Looney toon Jackie for season three. Hunnie so that mean the O.G of the showed has been FIRED! Old Crow you better go find you another stoop to sit on! (HA)

So here are the tweets from Evelyn and Shaunie, Now I know Gloria didn’t think that they were not going to say anything. She set herself up for this failure! Now you know Shaunie O’Neal and Evelyn Lozada couldn’t stay quiet when they caught wind of Gloria’s wild claim and Miss Lozada was quick to shut that shit down.

I just need to make something CLEAR! It is because of @shaunieoneal creating BBW Miami,Shed Media & @vh1 that there is a “SPIN-OFF” #CarryOn

— Evelyn Lozada (@EvelynLozada) December 11, 2012

Shaunie came in right behind for the shady co-sign too:

Thank u Boo! I’ve been telling myself 2 put the phone down #iwontaddresstrash lol RT @evelynlozada: (cont) tl.gd/ka9555

— Shaunie O’Neal (@ShaunieONeal) December 11, 2012

Chile this was everything to me this slight read from those two Monkies!

So let me just touch on the other girls that really dont matter.

Bambi, chile I tried to like you! But that barbie doll hair and that prom dress you had on. Hunnie I just couldn’t stand to even cut my eye over to you. All I wanted to do was Pluck my eyeballs out and place them on my desk until the show was over. My advice to you is get a Stylist.

All three of the looks, PASS! 

Brooke, she sat up on that chair, looking like a strawberry that had started to melt and they forgot to take the gold wrapping off. Hunnie that look was not working for me nor YOU! (loose it) Please and Thank You!

Laura, girl besides you Reading ancient Jackie about being broke. girlie when you took that costume ring off and told Jackie to take it and buy a house, all I was thinking of with what?  Because everybody knows that the ring was not real. Just tragic!

Malaysia, all I can say is I just can’t with you and I won’t, So that means i am shutting the door and running away from you and your Huge Teeth!

Draya, Pumpkin your hair was cute and your dress was too, But your actions are not the TEA! #PASS!

Jackie, I saved you for the last, and all I have to say about you with your thirteen year old weave is to clock out and never clock back in to be on the show. So you just really need to hit it on down the yellow brick road. {Ease on down, Ease on down the road}

This show is really like pulling all my veneers out my mouth the make something out of nothing. Please don’t try again. One more thing please five that foolish John Sally a job at Walmart since he likes to start fights and talk to Tired Looking women!

Fly GossipGuy
THE SHADE IS REAL

 

Basketball Wives LA: Tragic Edition

Pull up your chairs and grab your blankets, This Peppermint Tea that I am about to put everyone on is a straight up PICKLE! See i really tried to avoid this show all together, But I slipped up and looked at this weeks episode. Is it me or the whole entire cast is tired and homely looking. So it goes like this and definitely in this ORDER!

Gloria has really been put out as the one that is suppose to bring these girls together and be the Shaunie Oneal of the franchise. Gloria responses and how she plays out in every scene just makes me not wanting to look at her. Hunnie who told you that you were a actress, girl u Tired and need to sit down. The word around the campfire is you should have let Ms. VH1 cameras come ino that wedding so they could have secured you a spot for next season. But since you didn’t CLEARLY i wont miss your story line.

Laura, lawd what can I really say about this chicken. First of all you had no reason talking to either of Jackie’s daughters. If I was jackie I would have popped you in your face. I mean just straight up disrespectful as a mother, how would you feel if someone talked to your children without your permission or knowing that was about to take place. Second on Laura, to me she does not really play a part in the franchise either. I guess she will be exiting stage left with her boring sister. I am over them anyway.

Jackie, What can I say about you other than you too old to be running around acting like a sixteen year old. Girl we going to play a game called “You Too Old For That” 1. Running around with these girls thats old enough to be your daughters and fighting in public places “You Too Old For That”. 2. trying to be everyone friend after they knock u the freak out on national TV “You Too Old For That” 3. Last but not least wearing clothes that are age appropriate “You Too Old For That”. But I can say she brings the crazy and the drama that people like to see, If I had my way I would definitely get rid of her for something younger and fresh.

Brooke, first boo I wish you would but on clothes to fit that messed up plastic surgery body. If you are going to pay somebody to fix that body make sure their credentials are right because that is a messed up body. I know you are proud that you getting covers but boo, that is not going to last for long. Umm you are like forty, I mean its time to get a real job.

Draya, You need to grow up and quit being jealous of brooke. For one atleast your body is semi real. But for you to get mad cause you didn’t get the cover is high school foolery. You need to grow up and handle your business cause if you keep this lame jealous crap up you are going to be just like Gloria and Laura on your way to the ” I am not on reality Tv anymore unemployment line” maybe you need to call Royce and Jennefer to see how that feels. Chile a “Unemployed Fish” (chuckles at myself).

Malaysia, girl first off you have no reason  to be on this retarded low budget reality show, but wait it really fits you and that low budget bod you were sporting on tonights episode. girl who did that bob? Because they really played you boo. Next I need for you to tell the ladies that you are trying to play the peacemaker so they can quit being your friend. That is going to be your exit off the show. I know you want to stay on but until the make a Basketball Wives Atlanta edition we wont need to look at you and those teeth that needs to be shaved down and that busted weave that you are sporting. NO MAM Mrs Pargo! So when you exit that means we wont have to look at that Bambi. first off who names their child Bambi then she hood Bambi at that. I cant with her and her role as your friend on this low budget show. Hell Chrissy and Jim show flows better than this show. so I am going to Pass on you girlie sorry!

THE HAIR FACTOR

Jackie, Hair is busted and she needs to seek out a new stylist and a new brand of weave

Laura, Just wear it straight. Because sometimes u look like a grease monkey

Gloria, If you wear that ponytail with that tired ass Bang again I am going to scream. that look was circa 1992

Draya, girl I am glad you trying color but leave the head pieces along.

Brooke, invest in about 12 more ounces of hair for your installs. It just looks to thin and not believable.

Malaysia, hunnie that bod and that color was TIRED bootz. That look was soooo not the move. You looked like you stepped back into time like Twenty Years Ago! So not the move.

Bambi, I just need for you to just get your hair done and quit doing it yourself. Thats what hairstylist are for, I mean really. You didn’t think the cameras you were in front of was taping you? Couldn’t have.

FlyGossipGuy
THE SHADE IS REAL

 
 
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