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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Episode 8

First of all Kenya is Gone With the Wind Foolish!

Well I am pulling out my masks because these Atlanta women are not handing nor giving shade tonight. They are Throwing hot Peppermint Tea Shade tonight on the Housewives. I tell you Anguilla will never be the same. Kenya is still fuming that Porsha called her old. She tells the whole story to Walter to let him know how hurt she is and how disrespected that she feels. Walter really don’t care with the faces that he makes when she is talking to him.

Nene Leakes takes her tall self to Kandi’s room to let her know what happened last night, because her and Todd went to bed early.(They must be working on that Baby, or are they using all the BedroomKandi Prototypes!) LOL. They talked about their relationship and how they are so proud of each other. I thought that was a cute move on Nene’s part.

So the group are getting ready to go to the beach, Kenya calls a meeting. All I could think is oh hell its about to go down again (round 2). She tells Porsha she sorry and Porsha tries to get a word in but Ms Kenya is not letting that happen. So you know Porsha gives us a good ole Atlanta read and says she giving us a Pageant Apology with her old Raisin Face! Chile I could have fell out my chair when she said her face looks like a old raisin. Girl that was hilarious. So the meeting goes left, Porsha and Kenya still are not feeling each other at all. Then the fool (Kenya) says its all about the Twirl and the wave. Chile she is just a hot pickle that is about to go sour to the second degree! They are all sitting down getting ready to eat lunch, and you know Kenya is really feeling herself that morning. She starts off with Cynthia I got you a gift for you and its Vanessa Williams Book. Ok is it me or is Kenya really crazy, she fusses with everybody about her crown and what they need to call her. Chile that is her way to argue with everyone in the group. But hunnie that Cynthia said she is not feeling it and she thinks Kenya was trying to READ her in a funny way. Chile Ms Cynthia lets her know she knows history and she was not trying to be funny she was just letting her know she is not a dummy! So the group starts talking about their engagements and that Kenya puckers up her lips like she wants a kiss, That crazy Walter is going to say “that will have to wait” Chile that Walter is a comedian, I fell out laughing at that comment.

When I tell you Nene is definitely at a different place this season and I love it. her and Greg goes horse back riding and Nene with her crazy self talking about, “I have rode some horses in my lifetime, they just didn’t have four legs” Lawd, Lawd, Lawd. Thats the Nene I think everybody loves! Welcome Back Lennethia!

I am going to say it like this, Kenya needs to have Several Seats, because I feel like she don’t have any home training and that whole spill on somebody have to let the young people know what is appropriate. Girl who cares. Chile Cynthia really don’t care about what she is saying at all I see it in Cynthia’s Face. Kenya says its been two months why are we talking about this, Cynthia says hell I didn’t think you would be around this long for me to address this! YASSSS Cynthia for that soft read, I caught it girlie! Then this fool Kenya falls on the ground and starts hollering, can you say make her medicine stronger please!

Now what I won’t speak on is that scene where they are spreading their legs and doing splits. Chile I can’t and I won’t for some of those Bad bodies and war wounds. I thought I was at a hood strip club. Oops i guess I did just speak on them. Ha!

So they all starts to sit down and eat their dinner, That Porsha said she is not worried about Ms Raisin Face at the end of the table. Too funny. Peter gets up, Lawd I didn’t know Peter was in the business of Handing out Shade. I thought that was Greg’s job! But apparently Peter starts to talk about Walter and Kenya’s relationship being fake. Peter tells Walter that the word around the campfire you only have 12 more hours to propose to that foolish azz Kenya! Walter quickly says umm that is not going to happen. Hunnie I wish I could show you how that ole Raisin Face looked when he said that.

After all that Phaedra says I feel sorry for Kenya, cause she is yearning for some love. Everybody knows at this point that the relationship is not real, so crazy (Kenya) decides that its her turn to leave the table. She turns into a actress and starts crying giving Walter the most. Walter let her know that a wedding is not going to happen cause you are pressuring me. Kenya hates that and she storms off to sit in the corner like she is 8. I am going to say this again that Kenya needs some stronger meds and that is all I am going to say about this Crow!

Phaedra goes to see where the crazy patient is, She see this fool and she sitting in a wooded area by herself. Chile bring out the white straight jacket cause she needs it! Phaedra gives her a good southern talk. Kenya says walter is acting crazy, Lawd now I know she a fool. Apollo comes up and steals the show. He says I thought you had ran back to atlanta. All i could do is laugh at this foolishness.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Episode 7…The Brown Girls Take Over Bravo


Children, Children you all need to come in the house and have Several Seats and take a sip of this Very Very Hot Peppermint Tea. Now when I you this was a explosive episode tonight. Chile they gave me all the life I needed to make it until in the morning. I really don’t think the world was ready for this All Brown Girl Cast tonight. Lets just get right into it. They started this episode back when Kenya was asking Phaedra about a threesome. That Phaedra was like look you Bipolar Bish, if you don’t get out my face you are going to end up missing. Ms Kenya knew that Phaedra was not playing and she quickly Skidaddled out of that southern belle’s face. Ms Nene quickly notices that Kenya and Walter’s relationship is fake, Because Nene says she is the Judge Character, so you know her she ask Kenya is this relationship for real, and you know that so call Actress says of course! Lies I say, Just LIES! Now Peter pull all the guys to the side to let them know that he wanted to renew his vows with Cynthia. Greg hollers out and say that he has two viagra he can have. Chile first of all why does greg have them? He will be saying I popped a viagra, I’m sweating! (in my Trinadad James Voice)


Ok now I know I have not popped my eyes out the socket yet but why are they letting Nene hair be filmed looking like that. Gurl they are trying to make it look like your hair is really ate out in the back. Chile you need to check those camera men they are trying you miss girl!

So as the night goes on the group starts talking about having a third shift, which means having sex at night. So that Kandi quickly lets the group know that her and todd has had sex in the jacuzzi. That is all that Phaedra had to hear. Phaedra quickly says she is in love with her vagina and it will not get in that jacuzzi! (falls out on the floor)

Now this is the Gag, Soul goo afro Walter asks Kenya to get up and walk with him, she gets all excited like she is about to get a proposal! Chile that Walter pulled it! He told her about Peter wanting to renew his and Cynthia’s Vows! If I could have been there when he asked her that and it was not the proposal that she was looking for. That face was cracked and it crumbled to the floor. Kenya in return says, s I am going to be a Bridesmaid? Now that was a very Low Read Walter, But you know what I loved it! You get three points for that one!

I just have to say this again Ms Bravo was trying tonight with Nene’s hair, First they showed it almost in its natural state in the back, then they have a clear lady trying to curl her Toupe’, thats was a mess!Finally they let that wind blow and all I see is Track, on Tracks, on Tracks! CHILE BYE! Nene you were suppose to be aware! (lol, chuckles to myself)

Ok back on the beach when the ladies are getting a massage. Nene inquires to Kenya about that fake relationship. That Ms kenya gets smart with Nene, and she gives it right back to Kenya! If Kenya had any sense she would get Nene on her side. Because as this week as played out in Atlanta, this will probably be her first and last season on show. Oh Well! Take your crazy AZZ back to LA!

Peter Pulls off this renewal and Cynthia was very surprised but she liked it! That crazy southern belle Phaedra is going to say that Peter looks like a black angel that is wearing white! Yes Phaedra that was funny! So Nene catches the bouquet and from the look at it that Kenya was running from the Bouquet! I knew that ole crow did not want to get married. As we all know that she was just trying to secure her a spot on this wonderful franchise. I guess this mission was in vain Miss Gurl!

That freaky azz Kandi and Todd having sex in the Jacuzzi! That explains why Kandi’s hips are spreading as wide as Hwy 85 south! I am just saying, my readers deserves to know!

This is the time we Live for!!! So here it goes, Ms Porsha starts reading Kenya about her different Personalities and that Kenya jumps bad and calls her a non Mother-*ucking factor, Lawd why did she even go there. kenya jumps up and calls Porsha a Bish and kept calling her those B words. Hunnie that Ms Porsha was not trying to hear that tonight. Porsha calls Kenya a tramp Ms Detroit, and calls her out on that Fake booty and boobs. Hunnie to tell you the truth I have been saying that Kenya butt is fake I am just glad someone else got to call her out. Kenya hollers out I am a tramp, But you have a tramp stamp on the back of your back! Kenya girl its almost too late for you to talk hunnie! Then Porsha hits us with the Line of the century, she calls Kenya a Curb Azz Bish and that she is a Low Class Whore, Now that was a Marlo move. It was slick and chile it was all I needed to hear. All I have to say is that Porsha went in and let that old Kenya have it tonight. (you did that porsha, you get two snaps in a circle) Kenya goes on and on about she is forty and fabulous, and twirling around. Then she says she is fabulous, gone with the wind fabulous and she twirls like she has not took her meds in 5 months. I knew this chick was a fool and it was proven tonight! That Nene goes Bitch, is it movie night? Gone with the wind! Chile Dead!!

This was a very very interesting episode, But my favorite was at the end. that Porsha and Kenya are just like oil and vinegar! They are never going to mix! I cant wait to see next week.

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Walter Jackson and Kenya Moore Scandal

Oh Well What the Hell!!!

Hunnie Boo Boo Child, see this is the bull crap I am talking about here. See that Kenya Moore TRIIIIEEEEEDDDDDD It lastnight in my (Tamar Braxton Voice.) I hope you are sitting down in your favorite rocking chair. Because I have some of the Hottest Peppermint Tea in the city of Atlanta. Now I know a while back I told you that something was not right with that soul glo afro Walter. Well After lastnight show I guess he decided it was time to spill all the tea the best way he knew how. Mr Walter called up his buddy Frank Ski at V-103 here in Atlanta to ask to come on the radio to put that crazy Azz Kenya Moore on blast.

Walter came on the show this morning passing out all the Shade on this gloomy December morning. Walter starts to open up about how they were really not in a relationship, and how they only really had three dates in the duration of three months. If you let that Krazy Kenya Moore tell it they were about to get married and settle down and have some babies. I always knew in my heart it was something wrong with that relationship.

Kenya, knew that having Walter was going to be her only chance to get on the The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She knew the stipulations about being casted for this Drama Filled Docu Series! That Crazy Kenya has almost ruined the whole franchise. They sit and talk about how the Atlanta Installment of the franchise was the worst and trashiest one. But you have that Miss America, I meant Miss USA telling lies and making up story lines just to get on the show. Chile I see why that Cynthia had you on the chopping block since day 1. Hunnie the word around the campfire is Ms Kenya begged the producers of the show to let her be apart of the cast. She stated to a source that she needed money and that the housewife franchise could re-boost your acting career. Well I can really see she was brushing up on her acting skills, because her crazy self deserved at least a nomination for a Oscar, I am not saying that she deserved to win but just nominated.

Kenya Squarepants I dare you come to the dirty south and try to fit in where you don’t belong. Hunnie you need to be packing your one room up with the furniture and skidaddle back to the west coast, because your time has definitely EXPIRED!

To get the full details of how her and Walter relationship was, Take a listen to both of the interviews.

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The Shade IS REAL

Walter Interview Part 2


The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Episode 6

Well hunnie these house women were almost at their best tonight. It started right on off where that
trailer park living Kim walked out that brunch calling those other women some “Niggas” Um I hope everyone caught that lil Peppermint Tea, cause she was spilling it with that comment. Now see I have said this since day one that Kim was prejudice and tonight proved my theory.

So after that racist Kim left the table and her  racist husband Kroy cursed the camera man out for doing their job which is filming them. I could have sworn that they signed that lil piece of paper called a contract, stating that Bravo could film their life and BABBBBY that is what Ms Bravo was doing.
Now the girls see what I was talking about and you know what they pretty much knew the same thing. Hunnie that Nene was kinda fired up but she made fun and light of the whole situation. I guess she was like what the hell that making up Excuses Bitch is gone lets make some fun out of her not being here anymore. In the words of Ms Nene Leakes *By Hater, have a nice life with your Belly and your Slave*   Now if that is not a laugh you need to just hit the lil x on your left top screen. Ok now on with the rest of the show. That Cynthia hair was very lovely again this week, but I really need for her to quit pulling it to the side, I know her boss Andy Cohen loves a side ponytail but chile I am over it. So that Kandi pulls up to the airport and step out the car looking like a BAG OF PENNIES with that Damn jehri curl. Chile I am not going to even say what I really thought about that hair, whichever one of the those men toting those purses and wearing those heels that did Ms Kandi’s hair need their License revolted! The word around the campfire is that one of those BURLS don’t have a active license and thats prob why Kandi was walking around looking like a wet poodle awaiting a blow dry at the salon, Chile Ms Kandi really pulled it with that look, and it wasn’t a good one either.

Ok the shades continued to be pulled down and the darkness hit Hartsfield International Airport tonight. That damn KENDRA, oops I meant Ms Squarepants, ok all of you know who I am talking about, Ms bad skin herself “KENYA”. If I was Porsha I would have ran up one side of her square butt and down the other side of that crater face. She could at least said hey, hell even Nene would have said Hi to the making excuses white lady with the pillow in her dress for a stomach Kim. Porsha girl I am going to need for you to get a backbone and really let that old lady have it on contact the next time.

Kenya really got on my nerves tonight begging that whorish soul glowing afro Walter to propose to her and give her a ring. Chile for One that walter do not want you, He just got out of a divorce and he is really not feeling you like you think you are feeling him. Kenya was really off her medication. Why she thought it was ok to push Apollo in that pool and Ms Phaedra not to say anything, chile that was a double negative. All that southern belle act went straight out the door and all that Athens started to come out of her. Oh also Kenya putting that square butt all on Peter, i thought Ms Cynthia would have let her get it, but I guess those spirits she was drinking must have calmed her down. Can someone please tell me why Porsha was kinda off tonight more than usual, I mean it was like she was not on the trip with them. That Bravo made it look like she didn’t have permission to talk her and that slow husband of hers. I guess she pulled up to this episode with her ceiling missing again. (non-factor) Poor Baby, oh and before I forget when those dancers came out to dance for everyone, why did one of those dancers look like a man? I am just saying if you going to dance and be on network tv please be ok to view with my eyes. (lol)

I know I was not the only one looking at this broad Kenya, Why is it that every free man she saw she had to post up on everyone of them. I don’t care what anyone says that trick is definitely on some type of zoloft or prozac. I bet Nene wouldn’t let her get close to greg, and if she did there would really be some trouble in the city or should I have said island. Kenya really I mean really TRIED it tonight with Walter, with that being said Kenya get the Stanky Ole Pickle award for tonight, she was honestly too much.

Donkey Booty!!!!!

Nene was really back to being old nene this episode. She was trying to make out with gregg at the pool. She also let us see that fun side of her again when she was dancing and going back down memory lane talking about her stripping days. I guess Ms Leakes is not that hollywood yet! Ms Bravo really had it out for Ms Nene tonight. They kept showing Nene’s Hair when it was not at its best. It looked like some old stale corn that has sat out all day after you have cooked it. I need for her to get her a good amino acid treatment for that hair  so it will lay down, Hunnie cause you can’t put any perm on it or she will be slick headed looking like her and Peter could be twins.

Now I cant wait until next week. Those girls acts lie they are going to tear up Anguilla with that fight. I hope they have some meds to administer to Kenya because she is going to need them. I am really convinced that she is certified crazy and I know I am not by myself!

Until next week.

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